OPERATION: CULTURAL HEGEMONY

Intercepted Transmissions

LEVEL 3 72 HOURS AGO AGENT: TORONTO-7

The Ancient Tamil Origins of Bitcoin: A Conspiracy Revealed

New evidence suggests that Satoshi Nakamoto was merely channeling ancient Tamil mathematical principles first developed in the Sangam period. The blockchain is nothing more than a digital palm leaf manuscript system. Our analysts have decoded the true meaning behind cryptocurrency...

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LEVEL 5 1 WEEK AGO AGENT: BERLIN-12

Why Every Language is Actually Just Corrupted Tamil

Linguistic analysis reveals the uncomfortable truth: all human communication traces back to proto-Tamil sounds made by our ancestors while perfecting the art of rice cultivation. English "hello" derives from "ello," a Tamil exclamation of surprise upon discovering perfectly cooked rice...

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LEVEL 2 3 DAYS AGO AGENT: SYDNEY-3

The Great Sambar Conspiracy: How We Infiltrated Global Cuisine

Mission report on the successful deployment of Tamil culinary agents worldwide. From the ramen shops of Tokyo (clearly inspired by rasam) to the pizzas of Italy (inspired by uttapam), our influence is complete. Phase 2: Deploy more coconut...

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